

And while fans, including Anna Kendrick, have complained that main characters like Daario and Jon Snow haven’t shown their privates, the rate of full nudity among the series’ stars is fairly equitable for both genders: Of GOT’s main and supporting female characters, only Cersei * *, Melisandre, Osha, and Ros have gone full-frontal. It’s not much compared to the bevy of King’s Landing strips the show has served up, but it’s not nothing. *If you want to say that prosthetic penises shouldn’t count as male nudity, that’s fine, but would you also make that argument about the show’s use of merkins?īy our count, that’s two regulars, one supporting character, and a bunch of one-offs, with Theon and Olyvar the only ones to show their penises in a sexualized context. During Cersei’s walk of atonement in the season five finale, a man in the crowd flashed his penis at her, and was later killed by zombie-Gregor for his trouble.A customer and prostitute in Littlefinger’s brothel both briefly showed their penises as the Sparrows rounded up sinners in season five.

Olyvar goes full-frontal in a brothel scene in season four.In season four, the Meereenese champion showed the head of his (potentially prosthetic) penis when he urinated on the ground before his duel with Daario.Also in season one, the wine merchant (Simon Lowe) that attempted to poison Daenerys went full-frontal for the scene in which he was stripped naked and forced to walk behind Drogo’s khalasar.Hodor flashed a large prosthetic* penis in season one that actor Kristian Nairn called “very realistic-feeling.”.Theon Greyjoy showed an unrealistically flaccid post-coital penis during a scene with Ros in season one.

At the risk of outing myself as Vulture’s resident pervert, here are all the adult penises we’ve seen in Game of Thrones before Sunday. (Season three also saw a newborn baby’s penis, but that felt kind of gross to include in the list.) While everyone was astonished at the wave of full-frontal male nudity that hit TV in 2015, Thrones has been showcasing the true D since 2011. “It’s about damn time,” said Stephen Colbert.Īs media talking points go, this one has never made such sense: Since its inception, Game of Thrones has shown more penises than just about every other premium-cable show that’s aired since Spartacus. The series “finally showed its first penis,” wrote Marie Claire. Across the internet, the move was celebrated as an end to the show’s usual dick-shy ways: “ Game of Thrones finally showed a penis,” wrote The Telegraph. If you wanted more penises on Game of Thrones, Sunday night’s episode gave you a penis alright, with a jarring close-up of a Braavosi actor examining his afflicted genitals - warts and all. Theon Greyjoy, owner of one of Game of Thrones’ most famous penises.
